Yeah yeah yeah yeah! It’s the Comedy Bang! Bang! LIVE TOUR!!!

I will be on the shows in these ten cities! Shows are selling out but they’re adding second shows when possible. Cheers, you miserable fucks!

MINNEAPOLIS 7/29

CHICAGO 7/30
First show sold out, second show added! 

SEATTLE 8/1

PORTLAND 8/2

SAN FRANCISCO 8/3

LOS ANGELES 8/4

BOSTON 8/6

NEW YORK CITY 8/7
First show sold out, second show added!

WASHINGTON D.C. 8/8

PHILADELPHIA 8/9

(Why do these cities want to abbreviate so differently? NYC hates dots, but L.A. has to have them, lest it be confused with Louisiana. Nice cold open, huh? God fuck me.)

Anywhichway, I’ll soon be hopping back and forth, across venues and time zones, like some kinda less spectacular form of space lightning! Might add or subtract shows — check back here hourly!

NEW YORK:

Tony & Johnny Show @ UCBeast (E. Village)
TONIGHT! 1/24 - 10 p.m.

Big Terrific @ Cameo (Williamsburg)
Wednesday 1/25 - 8:30 p.m.

Nearly Naked Lady Hour @ The Creek and the Cave (Queens)
Saturday 1/28 - 10 p.m.

Sacapuntas @ Bowery Poetry Club
Wednesday 2/1 - 8 p.m.

James Adomian’s Darlin’ Dude Show @ The Creek and the Cave (Queens)
Saturday 2/4 - 10 p.m.
A cavalcade of extravaganzing jamborees!

LOS ANGELES (California’s Gold Tour):

Nick’s Big Talk Show @ UCB Theatre L.A.
Thursday 2/9 - 9:30 p.m.
Thuning it up with the bigshots again.

The Paul F. Tompkins Show @ Largo
Saturday 2/11 - 8 p.m.
Swine!

Super Serious Show @ Fais Do-Do
Thursday 2/16 - 8 p.m.
Cut my way deep down into Culver City — never to return!

Mapping the Heavens @ UCB Theatre L.A.
Thursday 2/16 - 9:30 p.m.
Starring famous guys Dave Holmes & Rob Delaney!

The Opal Obelisk Awards @ UCB Theatre L.A.
Saturday 2/25 - 10 p.m.
Join hosts David Duchovny and Jeremy Irons for the live gala telecast, celebrating the triumph, the magic, the scandal and the hubris of cinema. And also television. Presented by Messrs. James Adomian & Drew Droege!

… and I’m just about to drop in to see what condition my condition is in!

French Toast @ Taix (Echo Park)
Sunday 11/13 - 8 p.m.
Color me croque-monsieur!

What’s Up, Tiger Lily? @ Gower Gulch (H’wood)
Monday 11/14 - 8 p.m.
Bound to be some kind of incredible lineup, plus me!

Comedy Bang Bang @ UCB (H’wood)
Tuesday 11/15 - 8:30 p.m.
Scotty Aukerman spinning the standup hits!

The Meltdown @ Nerdmelt (WeHo)
Wednesday 11/16 - 8:30 p.m.
Jonah & Kumail shove hot smiles down your faces!

Beer in the Shower @ Dreams Lounge (H’wood)
Wednesday 11/16 - 10 p.m.
I will be fucked up by this point!

Josh & Josh Show @ Bar Lubitsch (WeHo)
Thursday 11/17 - 8:30 p.m.
Adorable meets deplorable: Aplorable!

Hamclown @ Alexandria Hotel (Downtown)
Thursday 11/17 - 10 p.m.
Could use a ride to this!

Magic Bag @ Underground Annex (H’wood)
Saturday 11/19 - 10 p.m.
DC Pierson, Eliza Skinner & me in a laugh-filled rape-room!

Tomorrow! @ Steve Allen Theater (H’wood)
Saturday 11/19 - 11:59 p.m.
With Mr. Ron Lynch and the usual assholes!

Powerviolence @ 6470 Theatre (H’wood)
Sunday 11/20 - 9:30 p.m.
My Powerviolence debut and disgraceful L.A. finale!

And that’s all she will have wrote! Will update later with links and shit.