Zanies Chicago! Queer Comedy TUE 3/26 8:30pm!

Pucker up, Chicago - I’m already wasted!

Well pals, spring is finally here and isn’t it downright ZANY?!? I’m in town all week, doing Adam Guerino’s QUEER COMEDY show this Tuesday 3/26 PLUS a full headlining week of 7 shows after that - all at Zanies Comedy Club!

Queer Comedy @ Zanies
8:30pm TUE 3/26
with Adam Guerino and Candy Lawrence!

Zanies Comedy Club
7 shows WED 3/27 - SAT 3/30!

And as always, I give you my Adomian Guarantee: You will laugh at least ONCE, either during the show or afterward, to yourself, bitterly.

“Love is by far bigger than government ever can be.” - Jesse Ventura, always MY governor

(h/t all the Adomaniacs who brought this to my attention today!)

Todd Glass: “It’s time that bullies stop bullying and we bully them.”

WTF with Marc Maron - Episode 245 - Todd Glass

This is a watershed moment for comedy. We love you, Todd!

Original interview transcript from last week in the Bloomington Herald-Times (paywall):

Q: Being gay, do you think it remains difficult to come out in this business, even today?
A: Oh my living God. You just outed me. You outed me in print!

Q: But you talk about being gay in your act. There’s interviews and videos all over YouTube. Aren’t you already “out”?
A: I may have talked about being gay on stage or TV, but that’s just my public persona. Personally, in my real life, I’m in the closet.

Q: So you talk in public about being openly gay, but in private you’re still in the closet?
A: That’s correct. I am openly gay in public, openly closeted in private.

Q: That sounds insane.
A: Some might say heroic.

Q: Why would you go to the trouble of coming out of the closet, just to go back in?
A: To get famous. People in the closet always get big TV and movie deals. So I’m going back in the closet to cash in.

Q: If that works, and you become famous, would you then come out of the closet again later on?
A: Definitely, but only when I’m old and gray, so as not to interfere with any “leading man” roles. That’s how the closet works: You stay in as long as it pays off, then you make a big splash coming out once you’re past your prime. I’m not some idiot: I know how to play the game.

Q: Most people don’t want to talk about being in the closet — what’s it like?
A: I get mad pussy. Mad sick impossible levels of pussy.

Obama: “Hey, you’re lucky, at least I’m not calling you faggots.”

LGBTQ activists: “That’s the best we can get. 90% of us will vote for you.”

(Compromise applause.)

Lopez Tonight standup set (TBS, 6/8/11)
My “openly gay” tight five!