Moontower now thru Saturday in Austin! I got four more shows, and there’s great lineups all over town - check it out!

PS - I’m obsessed with Alex Jones’ Infowars print magazine available here - complete with a conspiracy crossword puzzle!

thecomedybureau:

From Wednesday to Saturday, Austin gets a whole festival worth of comedy with the start of The Moontower Comedy & Oddity Festival. The line-ups amazing, per usual, and, if you’re somehow following this blog in, around, near, or headed towards Austin, TX, you should get some passes ASAP.

Conspiracy Theory LIVE with Jesse Ventura
(with James Adomian!)

IFC Crossroads House
10:30pm MON 3/11

Featuring conspiracy experts like David Icke, independent researchers like Mark Wahlberg - and more!

(with Tony Atamanuik, Shannon O’Neill, Dan Van Kirk, Jon Gabrus & Aparna Nancherla!)

AUSTIN
Moontower Comedy & Oddity Fest
Super Serious Show @ Stateside Theatre
Saturday 4/28 - 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m.
Two shows with the most honored luminaries of the comedic sciences.

And so too SXSW Comedy ends, for me at least. But I leave you in good hands! The two jerks pictured with me above, along with about half of my funniest friends, are in town this week, slinging hot comedy all over this mad Texas oasis.

Thanks, Austin! It’s been the kind of weird weekend I live for, and I hope to make it back soon. Next time, somebody put me up and gimme money so I can stay longer!

(P.S. Remember how I used to post all those dumb Huffington Post headlines and picture captions on this blog? We-he-ell, they’ve reeeeally fallen off a cliff since then, haven’t they?)

(photo: Mindy Tucker)

Spring is for laughter and love! (Late-winter is also an acceptable time for those things.) So come check me out, sailor!

SEOUL
Stand Up Seoul @ Rocky Mountain Tavern (Itaewon)
Friday 3/2 - Saturday 3/3, 10 p.m.
Huell Howser is wandering into the DMZ as we speak! “What IS all this?”

AUSTIN
SXSW
Comedy Bang Bang Showcase @ Esther’s Follies
Saturday 3/10, 8 p.m. & 10:30
Comedy Bang Bang Live Podcast @ Esther’s Follies
Sunday 3/11, 6 p.m.
Comedy Bang Bang IFC Event @ Vice Bar
Monday 3/12, 8 p.m.
First time at South-By. Already calling it SoBy, or SoX, cuz I “get it” hard.

PORTLAND
Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Wednesday 4/11 - Sunday 4/15
Big more soon. Gonna be top-five all-time fifth-annual Bridgetowns.

SEATTLE
Laff Hole @ Chop Suey
Wednesday 4/18, 9 p.m.
One night only? What, like some Cat-5 Jerk from Jackoffistan?

ATHENS
Shameless @ 40 Watt
Wednesday 5/2, 9 p.m.
Georgia, not Greece, ASSHOLES! No, Georgia, not GEORGIA, ya SIMPS!

ATLANTA
Laughing Skull Lounge
Thursday 5/3 - Sunday 5/6
Might as well swing through Atlanta, since I’ll be in Athens anyway.

There will be othering dates in the meantime intervening timeframes, mostly in L.A. but some in NYC, but I ain’t got time to sit here on this international internet link and tell you EVERYTHING I’m doing.

See, I’m not some kinda effete bi-coastal fop: I’m a fully continental dandy! With just a splash of the international!

DENVER
The Grawlix @ The Bug Theatre
Friday 1/27 - 9 p.m.

SAN FRANCISCO
The Eric Show @ Milk Bar
Tuesday 2/14 - 8 p.m.
Featuring Jamie Lee!

SEOUL, KOREA
Standup Seoul
Thursday 3/1 - Saturday 3/3
Kamsa hamni da!

AUSTIN
SXSW
~ Friday 3/9 - Monday 3/12
Comedy Bang Bang, standup and other bullshits!

PORTLAND
Bridgetown Comedy Festival
~ Wednesday 4/11 - Sunday 4/15
Biggy bigtime stuff here!

SEATTLE
Laff Hole @ Chop Suey
Wednesday 4/18 - 9 p.m.

ATLANTA
Laughing Skull
Thursday 5/3 - Sunday 5/6