You gotta be like me. You gotta be able to parachute into FOX News on ten minutes notice and scare the shit out of Sean Hannity. Whether you’re just audibly barking at him or whether you grab him by his stupid tie!
August, lovely month! Grab a forty and soon me see if you like:
TONIGHT! Thursday 8/8, midnight on Adult Swim
Comedy Bang Bang
Friday 8/9, 10pm/9c on IFC
John Oliver’s New York Stand-up Show
Friday 8/9, 11pm/10c on Comedy Central
Saturday 8/17, 11pm/10c on Fox ADHD
Edit: I am fatter than this picture now :)
Hey superpals! I’m hitting 5 cities for some June fun - fune? - before I take a July hiatus - juliatus! Rounding ‘er out with Arizona, New York, Colorado, Tennessee and Virginia. All these show venues are new to me, so come out and say hi after!
As always, my shows are very queer-friendly. If you’re gay, say hey! If you’re a homophobe, suck one! (That is actually probably the best advice for homophobes: just suck one and chill out.)
Scottsdale, Arizona (Y’know, Phoenix-ish.)
THU 5/30 - SAT 6/1
5 shows, plus I’m hoping to learn some libertarian prepper survival tips!
John Oliver’s New York Standup Show - FREE!
New York City (That’s right, Gotham! The Big Apple! Dreamsville!)
TUE 6/4 - 7:30 pm at Webster Hall!
Me + Pete Holmes, Nick Turner, Sarah Schaefer, Reggie Watts, more!
ComedyWorks Denver (Downtown)
Denver, Colorado (duh)
WED 6/5 - SUN 6/9
7 shows for 7 brothers! One of them’s gotta be down to bone, right?
Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival
SAT 6/15 - SUN 6/16
Got shows with David Cross, Comedy Bang Bang and more all weekend!
Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse
FRI 6/28 - SAT 6/29
2 shows! DC weirdos please come outnumber the police state thugs!
After that, who knows? Well I do, so I’ll tell you: Oregon in August, Indiana in September and Georgia in October. But that’s all so very far away now.
(Photo: Charlie Sotelo)
Pucker up, Chicago - I’m already wasted!
Well pals, spring is finally here and isn’t it downright ZANY?!? I’m in town all week, doing Adam Guerino’s QUEER COMEDY show this Tuesday 3/26 PLUS a full headlining week of 7 shows after that - all at Zanies Comedy Club!
Queer Comedy @ Zanies
8:30pm TUE 3/26
with Adam Guerino and Candy Lawrence!
Zanies Comedy Club
7 shows WED 3/27 - SAT 3/30!
And as always, I give you my Adomian Guarantee: You will laugh at least ONCE, either during the show or afterward, to yourself, bitterly.
CONSPIRACY THEORY LIVE
with Jesse Ventura!
(or James Adomian)
10:30pm Friday 1/25
Featuring James Adomian, James Urbaniak, Kate Berlant, Ian Karmel, Colin Mahan - and an equal number of secret guest experts who will BLOW your MIND.
Appearing with The Mutiny!