We enter Act IV with a bang and I’m still on stage, fucking it all up with furious passion and my own version of the script!

NY, New York 100ny:

Monsters @ The Creek & The Cave (LIC Queens)
TONIGHT 9/28 - 8:30ish
100% effort ÷ x ability = ah, you do the meth!

Stinson’s Awesome Movie Night @ UCBeast (East Village)
Friday 9/30 - 9 p.m.
Playing another some asshole character of mine.

Come On Get Mad @ Players Theatre (West Village)
Friday 9/30 - 10 p.m.
Will I make it in time to wow ‘em? Find out!

Audition for Bit Part @ Bigshot Casting Office (Manhattan)
Friday, half-hour after I wake up too late
“What if I really promoted the rest of my day?” (Todd Glass voice)

Next weekend time:

Lincoln Lodge - Chicago, IL
Friday 10/7 - 8:30 & 10:30 p.m.
One night only! Figure out your priorities!

Later in Octember:

Funny Farm - Atlanta-adjacent, GA
Friday 10/21 - Sunday 10/23
Five shows!

JJ’s Bohemia - Chattanooga, TN
Tuesday 10/25
God help the innocent!

Ad Infinitum

Also been doing a podload of shitcasts here in recent times, and have totally abdicated my promotional duties thereof. Deepest and fakest apologies. If any of my doting biographers or enemies at the NSA are interested in researching such arcana of mine, I’d suggest combing through iTunes, Cave Comedy Radio, UCB Comedy, maybe Sirius XM? and any number of shady podcasting operations across the span of our great nation’s infosphere.